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Learn the Art of Becoming an Insufferable PR C*ck Around Your Family & Friends (Even If They Hate It)

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Are you tired of being the wallflower at family gatherings? Do you wish you could be the center of attention, even if it means driving everyone else crazy? Then this is the book for you!

1001 FUN FACTS: LEARN THE ART OF BECOMING AN INSUFFERABLE PR*CK AROUND YOUR FAMILY, FRIENDS & EVEN TOTAL STRANGERS!

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In this hilarious and insightful guide, you'll learn how to become the most annoying, self-promoting person in your social circle. From name-dropping to humblebragging, we've got you covered.

With our help, you'll be able to:

Talk about yourself non-stop without anyone interrupting
Brag about your accomplishments without sounding like a douchebag
Drop names like a pro, even if you don't know anyone famous
humblebrag about your amazing life, even if it's not that amazing
Make everyone around you want to punch you in the face (but in a good way)

So what are you waiting for? Free Download your copy of Learn the Art of Becoming an Insufferable PR C*ck Around Your Family & Friends (Even If They Hate It) today!

Chapter 1: The Basics of PR Cockery
Chapter 2: Name-Dropping for Dummies
Chapter 3: The Art of Humblebragging
Chapter 4: How to Make Everyone Hate You (But in a Good Way)

Chapter 1: The Basics of PR Cockery

In this chapter, we'll cover the basics of PR cockery. We'll discuss what it means to be a PR cock, and we'll provide you with some tips on how to become one.

So, what is a PR cock? A PR cock is someone who is constantly promoting themselves and their accomplishments. They are always talking about themselves, and they always try to make themselves look good.

PR cocks can be annoying, but they can also be entertaining. If you can learn to embrace your inner PR cock, you can use it to your advantage.

How to Become a PR Cock

If you want to become a PR cock, there are a few things you need to do:

Talk about yourself non-stop. This is the most important rule of PR cockery. If you want people to remember you, you need to make sure they hear from you all the time.
Brag about your accomplishments. Don't be shy about your accomplishments. If you've done something great, tell people about it! Just be sure to do it in a way that doesn't sound like you're bragging.
Drop names. Name-dropping is a great way to make yourself sound important. Just be sure to only drop names of people who are actually famous.
humblebrag about your amazing life. humblebragging is the art of bragging about yourself without sounding like you're bragging. It's a delicate balance, but it can be mastered with practice.
Make everyone around you want to punch you in the face (but in a good way). This is the ultimate goal of PR cockery. If you can make people laugh and hate you at the same time, you're ng it right.